May 23rd, 2003

Today the Gaming Gods (TM) have smiled upon me. Alienware has found a GeForce FX 5800 Ultra for my new PC, and it is being built as I type this. I figure it'll take one day to build, one to QA, one to prepare for shipping, and three to get here after being shipped. That gives it six more business days, and puts the ETA at the last Friday in May. I assure you, it will be all I can do to not furiously hump the box upon its arrival.

In other news, I turned a whopping 24 years old on the 20th. I'm one year away from half way to 50. I can't believe I'm so freakin' old. I mean, some of you out there have never even seen an Atari 2600, Coleco Vision, or Vectrex. I've played them all, and own the first two. Scary shit indeed.

On the 19th, T'Mitka, my sister, and myself all went to see The Matrix: Reloaded. I have seen a lot of mixed reviews about this movie, but let me assure you... it kicks more ass than all of Oprah's liposuctions combined could make. The visuals will blow your fucking hair right off your head, your asshole exert a death grip on your seat, and the plot twist at the end will totally Flip Your Shit Out (TM). If you haven't seen it yet, go. Now. If you have seen it, and you didn't like it, go throw your unimaginative ass off a building. Please.

-K'Tok

(Note: Flip Your Shit Out is a registered trademark of T'Mitka. Any unauthorized use of this fantastic chain of words will greatly upset her to the point of hissing.)